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Heya, friends!

I attended con.txt last weekend and it was, as always, a delight. I have several panel write-ups to do and will be tackling them in order of least- to most-complex.

Without further ado, here are all of the clues [personal profile] jrho and I came up with for Fannish Pictionary:

1. Xena (Xena Warrior Princess) and Felicity Smoak (Arrow) get fake married to infiltrate a honeymoon resort run by vampires. They're attacked while making out on the beach and Xena stakes the vampire with the beach umbrella.

2. Abed (Community) age regresses to 8 years old and begs the Doctor (Doctor Who) to take him to Middle-earth so he can meet Gandalf (Lord of the Rings) and give him a rose.

3. Remus Lupin (Harry Potter) knots Derek Hale (Teen Wolf) during the full moon and Derek cries sex tears because he can finally give up control.

4. Mystique (X-Men) has an existential quandary and goes to Galadriel (Lord of the Rings) for advice. Galadriel gives her three golden hairs and a vibrator.

5. Ariadne (Inception) and Ronan Lynch (Raven Cycle) compete to dream up the sex toy that makes Poe Dameron (Star Wars) look the most fucked out.

6. Harold Finch (Person of Interest) and Barbara Gordon (DC) team up to run surveillance on Jim Kirk (Star Trek) until they sleuth out his favorite sexual position.

7. Martha Jones (Doctor Who) and Angelica Schuyler (Hamilton) run a noir detective agency specializing in adultery cases. Bucky Barnes (Avengers) comes to them for help.

8. Joan Watson (Elementary) accidentally has phone sex with BB8 (Star Wars) via her ring tone. BB8 can't boot up for a week afterward.

9. After meeting him in her favorite coffee shop, Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn-99) commissions Lex Luthor (DC) to build her a fucking machine. It also does laundry.

10. Eowyn (Lord of the Rings) and Pearl (Steven Universe) are given Excalibur by the Lady of the Lake and together defeat the kaiju invasion (Pacific Rim).

11. Zayn Malik (One Direction) serenades Sidney Crosby (Hockey RPF) after he wins the Stanley Cup. Stripper Ryan Ross (Bandom) pops out of a giant cake for the big finale.

12. Merlin (Merlin) has the superpower of always having exact change. He tries to hide this great burden from his favorite barista, Foggy Nelson (Daredevil). This backfires horribly when Foggy assumes Merlin is the newest vigilante in Hell's Kitchen.

13. Marquis de Lafayette (Hamilton, history) and Nyota Uhura (Star Trek) are stranded on Hoth after stealing Chewbacca's (Star Wars) conditioner and huddle for warmth

14. Inara (Firefly) and Morgana (Merlin) meet at a club. After an hours-long makeout session, they plot a government takeover.

15. While on the run from terrible allergies to werewolf fur, Carlos (Welcome to Night Vale) and Scotty (Star Trek) knock over a Walgreens to get enough Sudafed.

16. Nick Fury (Avengers) goes on The Bachelor and falls in love with both handsome chef Wolverine (X-Men) and beautiful librarian Shaw (Person of Interest). After a candlelit boat ride, he chooses [character of your choice].

17. Peter Grant (Rivers of London) and Alexander Hamilton (Hamilton, history) honeymoon in Night Vale. They submit the necessary paperwork to 69 and the Sheriff's Secret Police (Welcome to Night Vale) respond with a request to observe "for science."

18. Rodney McKay (Stargate: Atlantis) is so excited to find a ZPM that he celebrates by letting Root (Person of Interest) and Q (James Bond) DP him on top of Ancient ruins.

19. Loki (Avengers) learns to drive an 18-wheeler in an attempt to impress Patrick Stump (Bandom) with his ability to survive Fury Road.

20. Gansey (Raven Cycle) accidentally wakes up Arthur (Merlin) instead of Glendower. Arthur consoles Gansey for the mistake with a "sorry-I'm-not-the-dead-king-you-were-looking-for" handjob and afterward they commiserate about being richer than their lovers.

21. Will Graham (Hannibal) is undercover as a stripper and Jessica Jones (Marvel) puts twenties down his thong. They bond over their creepy exes and Jessica pegs Will until he screams.

22. Gabrielle (Xena) works as a florist in Manhattan. She delivers flowers to Sam Wilson (Avengers) from Castiel (Supernatural) after their third date.

23. Captain Jack Harkness (Torchwood) gives James Bond (James Bond) the One Ring, which he stole from UNIT's stash in the Tower of London; in thanks, James Bond blows him in the TARDIS

24. King George III (Hamilton, history) and Benton Fraser (due South) play strip poker for state secrets.

25. Gerard Way (Bandom) and Stiles Stilinski (Teen Wolf) are running from the zombie apocalypse. They meet Katniss Everdeen (Hunger Games) at a decrepit gas station and she teaches them how to survive in the wild. In exchange, they teach her how to love.

26. Hermione Granger (Harry Potter) goes through a punk phase, starts a band with Shitty Knight (Check Please!), and has phone sex on tour with her groupie Natasha Romanoff (Marvel).

27. General Leia (Star Wars) and Minerva McGonagall (Harry Potter) decimate Voldemort's army before going on the run together. Voldemort corners them on the edge of a cliff and they kiss before diving over.

28. Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter) finds himself in an alternate universe where someone who looks just like him but with terrible hair works as a therapy pet handler. Draco kidnaps him so that he can take his place and cuddle with dogs all day.

29. Severus Snape (Harry Potter) and Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock) both enter a sneering competition. The judges award them both 10/10 for superciliousness. Snape manages to win the rematch by taking Felix Felicis.

30. John Sheppard (Stargate: Atlantis) and Matt Murdock (Daredevil) find amnesiac Harry Styles (One Direction) wandering the streets near their house and take him in so they can restore his memories through the power of healing cock.

31. Jamie Benn (Hockey RPF), Finn (Star Wars), and Selena Kyle (DC) have a threesome. Finn and Selena tie Jamie up and Finn teaches him how to go down on women.

32. Spock (Star Trek) and Cecil (Welcome to Night Vale) fuck for three days after being exposed to sex pollen released by the glow cloud. Spock is unwillingly impressed by Cecil's stamina.

33. Hannibal Lecter (Hannibal) resolves to murder Eric Bittle (Check Please!) to get out of their arranged marriage, but he changes his mind after trying Bitty's pie.

34. Teyla Emmagan (Stargate: Atlantis) and Kara Zor-El (Supergirl) meet while trying to defeat the Wraith. After a wild night on Atlantis, they wake up married, shrug, and celebrate by trying out each others' alien sex toys.

35. Aeryn Sun (Farscape) is stuck in a timeloop which can only be broken when she confesses her feelings to Jillian Holtzmann (Ghostbusters).

36. Blue Sargent (Raven Cycle) captains a pirate ship searching for lost treasure. She discovers stowaway Rey (Star Wars), who ran away from home after faking her own death. Together, they rule the seas.

37. Luke Cage (Marvel) and Ray Holt (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) bond by sharing family photos while trapped in an elevator together. Afterward, they get together once a month for cookouts.

38. Jack Zimmermann (Check Please!) carefully schedules heat sex with Scott McCall (Teen Wolf) so he won't miss too much of the hockey season while pregnant.

39. Alex Ovechkin (Hockey RPF) rims Daniel Jackson (Stargate) while Daniel has tentacle sex with Rory Williams (Doctor Who).

40. Charles Xavier (X-Men) uses his telepathy to help Frodo (Lord of the Rings) heal before he sails to Valinor. Frodo gives him a lifetime supply of pipe-weed in thanks.

please, please, please link us if you write fic based off of any of these prompts :D?


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