Things I accomplished today:
1) Finally found a funnel (at Bed Bath & Beyond, though it seemed to be their last one).
2) Called the gas company to regain access to my account.
3) Made this soup. It took longer than I would have liked but it's pretty tasty.
4) Completed the last phase of Secret Fermentation Project, also a lengthy process.

I've also updated the first lines meme with the next line of each song.