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It's that time again! I transcribed Pete and Patrick's conversation from the new podcast. The podcast is great, and it has snippets of songs, so check it out if you can.
[I Don’t Care snippet]
Pete: What’s up, you’ve tuned in to the Peterick podcast. I’m Pete Wentz.
Patrick: And I’m Patrick Stump, I guess I’m the rick?
Pete: You’re the rick.
Patrick: I’m the rick.
Pete: Yeah, this is kind of like a fantasy coming together, we’re doing this podcast in the nude.
Patrick: You know my family calls me Rick, right?
Pete: Dudes in the nude. Yeah. Dudes in the nude.
Patrick: My name at home is Rick.
Pete: It is. In my phone it’s Rick Ta Life actually, which is a--
Patrick: I’m sure Rick Ta Life loves that.
Pete: Which is a shout out to the real Rick Ta Life. So, Patrick, I was wondering about I Don’t Care, I know that it’s a blues riff, now that’s good because it’s a primary color--
Patrick: Yes, but--
Pete: Blue is a primary color, right?
Patrick: Blue is a primary color, it’s red, yellow, and blue, but blues is actually a musical form.
Pete: You know how you remember that? Roy b giv or something?
Patrick: I don’t remember it that way--
Pete: Obviously it’s not--
Patrick: Maybe you do.
Pete: I don’t remember it. I don’t know all the primary colors.
Patrick: Blues is actually a musical form.
Pete: Oh, tell me about this.
Patrick: It was a very popular music form, I think it really rose to popularity in the 20s. Here’s another song though, that is not blues.
Pete: Alright, let’s hear it for America’s Suitehearts.
[America’s Suitehearts]
Pete: So, that song sounded kind of reminiscent of old Fall Out Boy, but at the same time kind of taking it in a new direction. What was the reason for that?
Patrick: Wow. Um.
Pete: OK, how about this, do you think that Bush and Cheney have ever kissed, as America’s sweethearts?
Patrick: Um, they’ve definitely held hands.
Pete: Like, I mean, maybe like back in college to get some girls to kiss?
Patrick: I mean, well, yes, OK maybe. Like, there’s--That is a definite possibility, that there is--yeah. In college. Though, I think Cheney is, what, he’s like 85, right, something like that, 92? In college, I mean, he would’ve been...
Pete: What do you think is the sweetest thing about America?
Patrick: Uh...Trucks
Pete: My friend AJ, who wears shirtless, um, or sleeveless--
Patrick: Sleeveless shirts.
Pete: Said it’s the right to bare arms--
Patrick: You can’t--
Pete: Second amendment.
Patrick: You cannot wear shirtless.
Pete: No, he said second amendment, the right to bare arms.
Patrick: That is like having a hole--
Pete: It’s a--
Patrick: You cannot have--
Pete: It’s pretty much the worst joke ever. Let’s listen to another song.
[Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet snippet]
Pete: Hey, so I noticed in that song there was a lyric “Does your husband know?,” and I’m gonna guess that you were at Pete Wentz’s wedding, what was that like?
Patrick: That would be false. They would not--
Pete: Give me some insider info.
Patrick: They would not let me in.
Pete: Really.
Patrick: They did not let me in.
Pete: Really?
Patrick: Yeah.
Pete: Oh my lord.
Patrick: Yep. They said--
Pete: What about--did you see them have sex to make this so-called baby?
Patrick: I may or may not have been there.
Pete: You were maybe there. OK. Well we would like to get deeper into that, if you know what I mean, Patrick.
Patrick: [laughs] Oh yeah.
Pete: You know what I’m talking about there?
Patrick: Yes. Oh yeah, I did not get that innuendo at all.
Pete: [laughs]
Patrick: [laughs]
Pete: Neither did I. Well we need to tell people about--
Patrick: We’re not there yet!
Pete: Oh, we aren’t there yet.
Patrick: No we are not there yet. That’s what she said! [laughs]
Pete: Well let’s take a commercial break real quick here. Hi, if you wanna buy Pete Wentz’s jeans on eBay, you can do that by going over to eBay and typing in ‘Pete Wentz’s jeans.’ I would recommend the kind that have some DNA on them, in case you’d like to clone him. Alright, back to the show, let’s play another song.
[What A Catch, Donnie snippet]
Pete: Now that was a snippet of What A Catch. So have you ever actually caught or thrown a ball?
Patrick: I have tried. Um, no. I am not very great at sports.
Pete: Do you hear this? This is a charity case here that we’d like to work with. If there’s anyone out there, professional sports player, an athlete of any kind, who would like to donate some time to help Patrick learn how to throw or catch a ball, that would be great.
Patrick: I mean, I wasn’t even really that interested when I was a kid, I mean, I just watched a lot of TV.
Pete: I was so interested, I wanted to be Bo Jackson so bad.
Patrick: Yeah well, because Bo knows everything.
Pete: Yeah.
Patrick: So--
Pete: Tell me how complete my album works. Why should I do this? Why should I go out and buy your song right now when I can buy the whole record when it comes out?
Patrick: Ok, so basically I go into a restaurant, and I want the spaghetti dinner, right--
Pete: [laughs]
Patrick: Because I am a classy guy. I see the spaghetti dinner. It comes with spaghetti--this is gonna be a good meal--spaghetti, mashed potatoes, corn--
Pete: And a bib for sure. You definitely gotta get a bib.
Patrick: Ok, and a bib. But that’s not food. There will be dinner rolls, and there will also be--
Pete: The bib’s like the video, come on, go with me here.
Patrick: Cranberry sauce. So for some reason it’s kind of like Thanksgiving except spaghetti, I don’t know why. Ok. So basically, say I go to buy this, but I’m not really totally sure--
Pete: By the way, your bathroom is gonna be annihilated tonight.
Patrick: Say I’m going to buy this, but I’m not really sure that I want the spaghetti right away, so I buy--
Pete: So you want the cranberry sauce--you want everything but the spaghetti?
Patrick: Well, I’m just saying, hold up, hold up. So I really want the mashed potatoes, right, I look there and I’m like, I like those mashed potatoes, I’m gonna have some of those mashed potatoes, so I buy the mashed--
Pete: [whispers] That’s code word for poops.
Patrick: So I buy the mashed potatoes, right? Then, I think to myself, you know what, I really did want the cranberry sauce and the corn and the dinner roll, so I buy the rest of it, right?
Pete: And then you’re like holy crap, I can’t eat this without a bib, right?
Patrick: Right, so then you buy the bib. And then, after all this, you’re like well, what am I thinking? I didn’t even eat the spaghetti. I’ll tell you what, this is what complete my album is, this is what I’m getting at here
Pete: OK.
Patrick: OK? Is that, if you bought all that food, all the sides? You could still get the spaghetti for the same price it would cost for all of it, right?
Pete: Oh, OK.
Patrick: So you don’t have to buy, you don’t have to buy the--
Pete: So you’re telling me I don’t have to go re-buy the mashed potatoes and cranberry sauce, just cause I want the spaghetti?
Patrick: Exactly.
Pete: That’s amazing. Let’s go get it. Why are we even making music? Let’s make the spaghetti Thanksgiving restaurant
Patrick: Pete, that was entirely hypothetical, I wasn’t actually talking about--
Pete: I got it. OK. Right now, this is an ad, right now, Pete and Patrick’s spaghetti Thanksgiving restaurant, that will be open on Thanksgiving only, and Thanksgiving, what’s the like midway through the year Thanksgiving, like your half birthday? The half birthday of Thanksgiving it will also be open, but only from nine am to eleven am, so get in there early, it’s kind of like pancake breakfast but with spaghetti, and it’s Thanksgiving themed.
Patrick: Right off the 101, at the intersection of Kuwanga and Burham.
Pete: Now for some more hot tracks from Fall Out Boy on iTunes.
End.
[I Don’t Care snippet]
Pete: What’s up, you’ve tuned in to the Peterick podcast. I’m Pete Wentz.
Patrick: And I’m Patrick Stump, I guess I’m the rick?
Pete: You’re the rick.
Patrick: I’m the rick.
Pete: Yeah, this is kind of like a fantasy coming together, we’re doing this podcast in the nude.
Patrick: You know my family calls me Rick, right?
Pete: Dudes in the nude. Yeah. Dudes in the nude.
Patrick: My name at home is Rick.
Pete: It is. In my phone it’s Rick Ta Life actually, which is a--
Patrick: I’m sure Rick Ta Life loves that.
Pete: Which is a shout out to the real Rick Ta Life. So, Patrick, I was wondering about I Don’t Care, I know that it’s a blues riff, now that’s good because it’s a primary color--
Patrick: Yes, but--
Pete: Blue is a primary color, right?
Patrick: Blue is a primary color, it’s red, yellow, and blue, but blues is actually a musical form.
Pete: You know how you remember that? Roy b giv or something?
Patrick: I don’t remember it that way--
Pete: Obviously it’s not--
Patrick: Maybe you do.
Pete: I don’t remember it. I don’t know all the primary colors.
Patrick: Blues is actually a musical form.
Pete: Oh, tell me about this.
Patrick: It was a very popular music form, I think it really rose to popularity in the 20s. Here’s another song though, that is not blues.
Pete: Alright, let’s hear it for America’s Suitehearts.
[America’s Suitehearts]
Pete: So, that song sounded kind of reminiscent of old Fall Out Boy, but at the same time kind of taking it in a new direction. What was the reason for that?
Patrick: Wow. Um.
Pete: OK, how about this, do you think that Bush and Cheney have ever kissed, as America’s sweethearts?
Patrick: Um, they’ve definitely held hands.
Pete: Like, I mean, maybe like back in college to get some girls to kiss?
Patrick: I mean, well, yes, OK maybe. Like, there’s--That is a definite possibility, that there is--yeah. In college. Though, I think Cheney is, what, he’s like 85, right, something like that, 92? In college, I mean, he would’ve been...
Pete: What do you think is the sweetest thing about America?
Patrick: Uh...Trucks
Pete: My friend AJ, who wears shirtless, um, or sleeveless--
Patrick: Sleeveless shirts.
Pete: Said it’s the right to bare arms--
Patrick: You can’t--
Pete: Second amendment.
Patrick: You cannot wear shirtless.
Pete: No, he said second amendment, the right to bare arms.
Patrick: That is like having a hole--
Pete: It’s a--
Patrick: You cannot have--
Pete: It’s pretty much the worst joke ever. Let’s listen to another song.
[Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet snippet]
Pete: Hey, so I noticed in that song there was a lyric “Does your husband know?,” and I’m gonna guess that you were at Pete Wentz’s wedding, what was that like?
Patrick: That would be false. They would not--
Pete: Give me some insider info.
Patrick: They would not let me in.
Pete: Really.
Patrick: They did not let me in.
Pete: Really?
Patrick: Yeah.
Pete: Oh my lord.
Patrick: Yep. They said--
Pete: What about--did you see them have sex to make this so-called baby?
Patrick: I may or may not have been there.
Pete: You were maybe there. OK. Well we would like to get deeper into that, if you know what I mean, Patrick.
Patrick: [laughs] Oh yeah.
Pete: You know what I’m talking about there?
Patrick: Yes. Oh yeah, I did not get that innuendo at all.
Pete: [laughs]
Patrick: [laughs]
Pete: Neither did I. Well we need to tell people about--
Patrick: We’re not there yet!
Pete: Oh, we aren’t there yet.
Patrick: No we are not there yet. That’s what she said! [laughs]
Pete: Well let’s take a commercial break real quick here. Hi, if you wanna buy Pete Wentz’s jeans on eBay, you can do that by going over to eBay and typing in ‘Pete Wentz’s jeans.’ I would recommend the kind that have some DNA on them, in case you’d like to clone him. Alright, back to the show, let’s play another song.
[What A Catch, Donnie snippet]
Pete: Now that was a snippet of What A Catch. So have you ever actually caught or thrown a ball?
Patrick: I have tried. Um, no. I am not very great at sports.
Pete: Do you hear this? This is a charity case here that we’d like to work with. If there’s anyone out there, professional sports player, an athlete of any kind, who would like to donate some time to help Patrick learn how to throw or catch a ball, that would be great.
Patrick: I mean, I wasn’t even really that interested when I was a kid, I mean, I just watched a lot of TV.
Pete: I was so interested, I wanted to be Bo Jackson so bad.
Patrick: Yeah well, because Bo knows everything.
Pete: Yeah.
Patrick: So--
Pete: Tell me how complete my album works. Why should I do this? Why should I go out and buy your song right now when I can buy the whole record when it comes out?
Patrick: Ok, so basically I go into a restaurant, and I want the spaghetti dinner, right--
Pete: [laughs]
Patrick: Because I am a classy guy. I see the spaghetti dinner. It comes with spaghetti--this is gonna be a good meal--spaghetti, mashed potatoes, corn--
Pete: And a bib for sure. You definitely gotta get a bib.
Patrick: Ok, and a bib. But that’s not food. There will be dinner rolls, and there will also be--
Pete: The bib’s like the video, come on, go with me here.
Patrick: Cranberry sauce. So for some reason it’s kind of like Thanksgiving except spaghetti, I don’t know why. Ok. So basically, say I go to buy this, but I’m not really totally sure--
Pete: By the way, your bathroom is gonna be annihilated tonight.
Patrick: Say I’m going to buy this, but I’m not really sure that I want the spaghetti right away, so I buy--
Pete: So you want the cranberry sauce--you want everything but the spaghetti?
Patrick: Well, I’m just saying, hold up, hold up. So I really want the mashed potatoes, right, I look there and I’m like, I like those mashed potatoes, I’m gonna have some of those mashed potatoes, so I buy the mashed--
Pete: [whispers] That’s code word for poops.
Patrick: So I buy the mashed potatoes, right? Then, I think to myself, you know what, I really did want the cranberry sauce and the corn and the dinner roll, so I buy the rest of it, right?
Pete: And then you’re like holy crap, I can’t eat this without a bib, right?
Patrick: Right, so then you buy the bib. And then, after all this, you’re like well, what am I thinking? I didn’t even eat the spaghetti. I’ll tell you what, this is what complete my album is, this is what I’m getting at here
Pete: OK.
Patrick: OK? Is that, if you bought all that food, all the sides? You could still get the spaghetti for the same price it would cost for all of it, right?
Pete: Oh, OK.
Patrick: So you don’t have to buy, you don’t have to buy the--
Pete: So you’re telling me I don’t have to go re-buy the mashed potatoes and cranberry sauce, just cause I want the spaghetti?
Patrick: Exactly.
Pete: That’s amazing. Let’s go get it. Why are we even making music? Let’s make the spaghetti Thanksgiving restaurant
Patrick: Pete, that was entirely hypothetical, I wasn’t actually talking about--
Pete: I got it. OK. Right now, this is an ad, right now, Pete and Patrick’s spaghetti Thanksgiving restaurant, that will be open on Thanksgiving only, and Thanksgiving, what’s the like midway through the year Thanksgiving, like your half birthday? The half birthday of Thanksgiving it will also be open, but only from nine am to eleven am, so get in there early, it’s kind of like pancake breakfast but with spaghetti, and it’s Thanksgiving themed.
Patrick: Right off the 101, at the intersection of Kuwanga and Burham.
Pete: Now for some more hot tracks from Fall Out Boy on iTunes.
End.